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An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
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The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
1) Years ago in Jamaica this term was used to describe envious and devious people
2) A hater
One man came home, found his wife, raped, and killed along with his two daughters. His best friend was by his side trying to comfort him. The killer only leaves one clue. His finger prints on a cigarette butt. Years rolls by and the police in Canada could not find the killer, however a streak of luck comes their way. The killer ran into an accident, they took his fingerprint, and it matched the crime from many years ago. He immediately confessed to the crime. “Why did you killed out the entire family of your best friend?” the police ask, the killer replied. “Everything he had is what I always dreamt of having".
This back and belly rat will never be a free man.
By Dr. James. A McBean. D.Th., MCC
Copyright © 2009 Library of Congress Washington.D.C.20559
to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.
2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
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the most godly meme out there, if you see a cup you can be like "oh shit a cup" then put your hand in your pant and jump side to side
"Oh shit my dad" that is a example on what you can say
oh shit a rat!
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really fast. So fast, in fact, that you won't believe how fast it happened. Often used to describe the speed at which a male penetrated a sexual orifice and began intercourse.
This term, among others, came into wider use in the 1970's largely through the Australian-originated slang of the Bazza Humphreys character who was then featured in the British Private Eye magazine.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.
A perfect fit for our new overlords.
“All hail the naked mole-rat”