Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
I heard Todd was a felcher.
I heard he was a Turd Felcher
A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks
What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter
Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.
"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "
The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove