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where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces
that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.
Sorry, Kat. But I used your name because I knew you would see it.
Just wanted to reassure you that you're not alone in having to deal with what's-his-face's titanic idiocy.
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
This is a very elusive beast that has been known to terrorize college dorms. It is know for pulling catastrophic pranks and make clucking noises at night without being caught. Its only known arch enemy is the "Butcher".
Chocolate Chicken just muck-racked our dorm room.
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
You take a dump in a girls mouth, then after that, you cum in her mouth and make her squish it around in her mouth. Then you slap her in the back of her head and she will spit it up and when it comes out of her mouth, it will look like Mint chocolate because the cum is white, and the shit is dark or green.
my girlfriend wanted to get a mint chocholate swirl at starbucks but i had a better mint chocolate swirl in mind
A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.
I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.
When you have one solid nugget of poo holding back watery, gross diarrhea; the poo nugget shoots out reminiscent of a bottle of your finest bubbly.
Man, that Mexican food had me poppin chocolate bottles all night!