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When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck
Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?
Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
Used in sex,
As you're about to cum, pull out and tell him/her "you need to purchase the season pass for the full experience"
"Jenny was OK, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol' EA dick"
A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!
a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .
you got a manny dick nigga !
Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.
You got no one on your pussy/dick.
Simply, no one likes you.
You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.
Me: Your dick dry.
When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.
Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.