National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

You Have A Crush?

You Have A Crush? Is The Word That Someones Asks When Someone Asks A Person That They Have A Crush.

So In My Class... Bro I Had A Crush. She/He Was Cute. But You Have A Crush?

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

I have no mouth and I must scream

Sounds like my kind of story.

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!

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Having an Alex

Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.

He's only having an Alex

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?