what da dog doin

a meme; when your dog eats a child

So anyways, I was down on my knees, ponytail in my hair- WhAt dA doG doiN?!

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Tip O' da Dick

A guy extremely desperate for sex.

This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.

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ÿa, das ist gutï

An expression of total mental freedom and/or luck. When everything goes your way, you say "ÿa, das ist gutï". Or if anything is so great that it justs blows your mind away!

A: "Have you seen the movie xyz?"
B: "Yes. It was awesome!"
A: "ÿa, das ist gutï"

A: "I got my paycheck today! ÿa, das ist gutï"

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inna-gadda-da-vida

Song by iron butterfly which rocks outloud.

inna-gadda-da-vida is an awsme song

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Leanardo Da Vinci

A Guinea homosexual from the 15th century

"Screw you, ya Leanardo Da Vinci"

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Hit that mothafucka in da woods

The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.

Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!

Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!

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What da dog doin

No one knows what da dog did but all we know is that its annoying af

Human#1:what da dog doin
Chad:plz stfu

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