mother billy

mother billly is crazy and sexy.a very shy young person that will come out of their shell.///no gender

i am the mother billy leader. you can be my mother billy slaves

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.

My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.