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an invention that changed the world forever
the steam engine changed the world forever a real mother of invention.
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BMF / a person that’s really boring
This guy is such a BMF. Boring mother fucker
A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
Mother Nezuko is the best mother in motherly history.
She is possibly the most amazing human being on this earth, none can defy her awesomeness.
Mother Nezuko solos you and your favourite, so don't even attempt to be better, cuz you'll fail. MISERABLY.
Mother Nez is also the best future surgeon to, is your Mother the best future surgeon?
Didn't think so.
"What are your thoughts on Mother Nezuko?"
"Oh I thinks she's absolutely incredible dude, her kids must be the luckiest people on earth!"
"Gee, I sure wish she was my mother"
Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way
"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child
That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child
The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.
Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.