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An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.
Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"
10đź‘Ť 254đź‘Ž
that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.
hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war
76đź‘Ť 26đź‘Ž
Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.
When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.
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A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.
As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.
"Yaharrr, me hearties!"
31đź‘Ť 10đź‘Ž
When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.
21đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.
1: “Dude do you smell that?”
2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”
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The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.
I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…
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