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"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"
Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"
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When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.
"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".
"Really?"
"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."
you are sexy, i want to f*ck you
you can use it to your bf/gf
x: u r 6 e i 1 2 4 q
y: not today
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the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing
Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one
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When u press every non-letter on your keyboard
No one would attempt this `~1!2@3#4$5%6⁷&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:,<.>/?
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The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.
"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
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an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Tim : Kid, go back to school
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