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Servings for nonItalian Americans:
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
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Slang for the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). natively found in south america.
can be shortened to long boi.
Max: how was your date with Jess yesterday?
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi
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A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
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Network established in 1943, after RCA sold "The Blue Network" to Edward Noble. Merged with United Paramount Theatres (offshoot of Paramount Pictures) in 1953. Merged with Capitol Cities Broadcasting in 1985 and with Disney in 1996.
"This is ABC--The American Broadcasting Company"
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Does not exist.
This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.
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The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.
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One American parent and one Chinese
Look she's half Chinese half american