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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019


Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024


PRIME ASSHOLE

Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?

Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.

An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.

You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?

Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.

Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021


Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014


wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013


Rule-breaker asshole

A person who breaks the rules to get on the members' and staffs' last nerve.

My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.

That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.

by MindOfPika August 10, 2022


booty hole anus asshole

A girl named Ana that has the coolest nephew ever and she also has a big gyattttt.

booty hole anus asshole what's up, how you been?

by chocolateWaffle55 November 23, 2024