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Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
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Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
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Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.
I wanna fuck your pulpy asshole
That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.
“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance
The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.
I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!
Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!