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A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
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David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.
when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️
dive david
That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.
Who is that guy?
Oh thats david...
You mean that guy who gambles money?
yes...
oh....
David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.
Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.
He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.
Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “