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People born this day are probably bottoms
“I’m a bottom”
“I can tell, you’re born on December 18”
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National sit on your boyfriends lap day
December 10th here again
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It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!
It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant
Do i have to
Yes it’s the rules
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Jimmy: Holy shoot it's December 30! They day before Christmas Eve!
Holly: Get ready for some fun tomorrow!
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The national Slap a Girl day, slap any female human that you know on this day!
*David slaps Jenny*
Jenny: what the fuck David, why did you do that?
David: don’t you know, its December 15th, slap a girl day today!
Jenny: asshole.
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The day where the most beautiful Bulgarian girls are born - especially Aneliyas
-Hey your cute :)
-Thanks 🥰
-What’s your name and when are you born?
-My name’s Aneliya and I’m born on December 23rd!
-😍🌎!!!
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The day where all the hot people are born. If you're born on December 4th you're sexy and I want to be you
yo she's born on december 4th we should wife her up immediately💋💋
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