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the moment when you flick your cig and the ash on the tip turns from a cylinder to a cone shape
i was at the train stantion and thought ild have to wait a long time, so i lit up a cigarette, but the train came right then, hadnt even got to the magic moment before i had to crush out and board the train
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the time after someone tells a joke they think is hilarious and the awkward silence after when no one finds it funny. like one of those "you have to have been there" stories.
*awkward silence after joke* bumtree moment
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When your girlfriend says something really dumb but you don’t want to call her dumb outright, so you say she’s having a “cookie moment”
Babe, this is a certified cookie moment.
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A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
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When you forget something incredibly important in a matter of seconds.
"Wait what'd you just say?"
"Oops looks like I had a john brain moment"
A reference to a single episode of of the animated Matt Groening show, Futurama. The episode in question has a decidedly heart breaking and emotional ending that comes from nowhere. The term refers to getting caught off guard by an unexpectedly sad event that you didn't see coming.
I was talking to Sandy the other day on our date, and she was just kind of chattering on, but then she started talking about her Dad dying of Cancer. It got to me man, total Fry's Dog moment.
A moment where a person changes theyre whole personality just to score with a girl (mostly goth)
-hey man i am a huge fan of type o negative and bauhaus and metal is mid
-you are a metalhead and also these bands are terrible, is this because of that goth chick youve been meeting recently? thats a sos kogos moment