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ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN NUGGET GOD
Somebody: sir are you praising to the chicken nugget God?
Somebody else: of course
Somebody: good *leaves*
A person who likes to complain about little stuff, essentially turning an easily solvable issue into a big problem. Blowing things way out of proportion.
Karen orders a sandwich and requests two slices of tomato. Her sandwich only has one slice when she recieved her order. Karen demands to speak to the manager.
K: My order is wrong.
M: Understood ma'am, but what seems to be the issue and can I see the reciept?
K: I asked for two slices of tomato. I only got one. Either I get a new sandwich or I want my refund.
M: Ma'am we can add the other tomato to your order free of charge.
K: I wanted my order correct the first time, no I want a new sandwich and my refund.
M: Sorry ma'am but that hardly warrants a refund.
K: I'm emailing corporate and I'm writing you a horrible review for negligence. *K storms out*
M: What a Bitch Nugget.
An unintellectual who lacks understanding in jokes, or viral internet memes.
"Did you hear about Rebecca? She's such a bitch nugget. Her dry humor is giving me a heatstroke."
A bitch nugget is someone who has a giant zit on their face and hates cats or dogs and is usually an East Asian man. It comes from the word bitch meaning gross and nugget meaning sliced fried potatoes peices, which can also look like a zit on an east asian person. The dog part comes from how both cats and dogs love eating nuggets.
"Oh my god John I just shit my pants."
"Will it work?"
"Expecting yet!"
"He is a bitch nugget!" *Points to Harold's Shoes*
A bitch nugget is a slang for an idiotic and very feminine person
Quit acting like a bitch nugget, Brody.
Someone who indulges in copious amounts of fatherless behavior, without any recollection of doing so.
Ashley: "men are gross, except when they buy my only fans"
Me: "Shut the fuck up Bitch Nugget"