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Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.
Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
This word is what truly defines are good peacock friend, he who shall not be named for the sake of anonymity. He treats horses like his drugs, someone get him some neigh-cotine for his addiction.
"Look at him, he is so horse."
Person 1 “hey is that a horse?”/Person 2 “ I don’t know dipshit? Is it?”