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No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.
See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!
Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!
I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
Dont be an Asshole
Dont be an Asshole, read the Content Regulations Dumbass.
"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?
Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.
An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?
Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.
Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"