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A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!
Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.
I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.
hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.
Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
education source 2nd and all other things first
where your sir is your crush first and your marksheet get more d's
where pune and canteen guy are more familiar to you than your staff and that nerd handsome guy who wears t-shirt in plain colours has curly hair and a crooked tooth haven't even looked at you yet
where they waste months in festivals of their own worshiping gods like splitsvillans and stand up comedians and you proudly call yourself the head of such department
lets go to college and pretend that we are doing something productive in life
A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.