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When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.
Someone who likes to be better than anyone else
See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.
(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
Watch out here comes a blood monster
A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!