When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance
Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend
"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..
or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."
monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"
It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will
"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick
A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
a child predator that likes boys
“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”
A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock
“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”