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The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.
Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"
You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."
"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!
When an idiot can't determine their age:)
Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*
Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky
Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.
when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed
I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop
If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
1) A challenged young whipper snapper, who get's clue's alot in his friends party's!
2) Ask's to do Gamebatte's every 5 minutes!
3) De derp de durpede durr!
1) Hey guy's I'm going to subway! "I'm like a boss burn"
2) Hey Nepo can we do a Game-battle? NO....
3) I like to read books with colors! "I'm like a boss burn"
Conservatives are using student activist plants now.
Hym "Isn't it weird how conservatives only ever engage with the most emotional and least articulate proponents of the countervailing ideology? The 'I'm a narcissist' guy for example... Seemed fake. Looked fake. And Kirk argues against a pretty substantially nerfed strawman of an argument I made."