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A total slag bitch is a skinny woman who only eats when she's off the crack sesh , sucks off a man from boscombe who sells it so she can feed her habit of the circle of crack.
That total crack ' O slag is a wrongen. Saw her last night on the street corner asking for a finger in her ratley!
The british way to say "Bottle of water".
Sir Ector the 3rd, can you pass me a bo'o o wo'a?
This wo'a is real good innit?
Used to mean something is ok or understood. Also if someone is long winded and another person knows you are trying to end the conversation say "will you "tabe" them already and hang up!" Tabe means you are trying to end a conversation
"O tay bee, I understand how to fix this flat tire now". It's time for dinner "tabe" Hailey already and hang up!"
The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
when a critical mass of doucheness is present in a gathering and starts to distract from why everyone is there in the first place.
We better get everyone back on track or this is just going to be another douche o rama like the last time.
A not so rare disease/deformity some people (male or female) encounter in their life. This disease/deformity will bring down someone's self-esteem & hurt their chances at dating a 10. Extend-o-back aka Extend-o-neck is when that ass never makes an appearance. This forces your neck/upper back to extend all the way down to your ankles.
Oh My God Becky look at her extend-o-back. She must have forgotten her J-Lo booty underware!
A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.
Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?
Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............
Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!