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An evolution of internet trolls, born entirely of mobile social media. Troll behavior is derived from real life mischief for one's own personal entertainment such as prank calling, ding dong ditching, flaming doggie bag prank etc. Trolls online create chaos aimed at a single individual (or small group) for personal entertainment usually without outside observers. Online trolls rarely uses their real identity, because they do not want to be exposed. An online troll generally creates a thought out plan to troll.
A R@t is purely a digital concept. R@tting is impossible IRL, because a human can never communicate with millions of people at once.
A R@t has trolled so much that it affected their mental health and become a daily compulsion. Since they no longer get doapmine from the post itself, they resort to posting whatever shocking posts will get the most attention from others. R@tting is often nonsensical and not a response to the thread.
They only get the doapmine boost from garnering notoriety and a personal status, so most R@ts use their real identity. It isn't clear whether most R@ts are human or actually an AI, since their posts are often seemingly impossibly timed for a human to do. R@tting is only possible with a mobile device. A R@ts main focus is to be the first to reply, or the first to be seen by most users, not for personal enjoyment.
Spelled with an @ to both differentiate from other definitions of a Rat, and to signify it's digital only nature.
"Who is that asian doctor and the hippie guy always the 1st to reply to the president's tweets? Man, they are such Trolls."
"No actually, they are R@ts. They don't do it for fun, they do it due to deranged compulsion and for notoriety. Trolling has affected their mental health. I feel bad for them"
the most beautiful, perfect, funny, and short girl you will ever meet. If you meet Mia R, never let go when you hug her
Diego: Damn, I wish I had Mia R.
Everyone else: Naww breh keep wishing
A subreddit with precision photography and clean shots of people enjoying themselves.
Person 1: Have you been on r/nsfw?
Person 2: Yes, its very wholesome and Christian.
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The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.
Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"
A very odd and interesting female that doesn't really know whats going on around her. Constantly talks about annoying irrelevant topics that gain nothing to conversation. She really needs to get her act together before someone smacks the dog shit out of her.
Holy Shit Phoebe R. are you really talking about more stupid ass stuff
It is "the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions", according to the experts there. Apparently repetitive questions about sex are the most "thought-provoking" for the human mind.
Me: *posts an actually good question*
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and other rules also.
Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
Everyone : 10B upvotes, 10M comments, 1M awards