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An affliction of the sexually active whose hips are sore from banging their significant other too fast, too long, in one sexual episode. While generally not considered a long term problem, those suffering from this medical condition will take solace knowing that, while their hips have a dull ache, those on the receiving end of Fucker’s Hip have been fucked into virtual paralysis.
Crawling from his bed to the bathroom, and unable to put together any semblance of a gait, Dave knew immediately he was a victim of Fucker’s Hip.
When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole
I was fucking my friends mom and she told me i was The "Mother"- Fucker
A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull
"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,
Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"
When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name
(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”
hitting someone with your penis
I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you
A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!