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Potato

A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia

by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022


Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023


potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 05, 2021


Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 11, 2018


potatOS

the best robot in the world

I love potatOS it saved my life

by PortalBoy August 13, 2021


Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 07, 2021


Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019