Fig

Getting drunk with the homie

You tryna get fig tonight bro?

Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

Fig

Fig is a name given to only the most baddest bitch around. She wont put up with anyone's shit and isnt afraid to tell you how it is. She's sexy, intelligent and confidence. Despite being slightly intimidating she also has a lot of love to give and only wants the best for other people. Fig is a ride or die friend.

" want to know a girl who only takes em big?"
"Oh shit. I know that girl, they call her Fig"

Fig

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.

I am so proud to have Fig as my child. I don’t know what I could have done without them.

Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.

“Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”

fig

shortcut for figure.

Mandy: What am I supposed to do with these?
Daryl: I dunno. Fig it out yourself.

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”