V-fluid

V-fluid or Vegan Fluid describes an elite and dynamic approach to superior dietary choices. Basically V-fluid people have the unique ability to spontaneously become Vegan should the need arise ie when dating hot vegan chicks (preferably wearing yoga pants). After the date is over or after the aforemention vegan chick has gone home, V-fluid people will often gorge on pizza, hamburgers and garlic prawns to replenish their energy. One notable and famous V-fluid person is KarmaCop. An enigma wrapped in a paradox.

I'm not vegan, I'm v-fluid bro. I'm only vegan when I date vegans.

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Gta V

Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.

This games is pure dogshit.

Gta V
Holy shit there’s a flying motorbike shooting at me!

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CTS-V

Not your Grandpa's Cadillac.

This 4-door Sports Car has a Corvette ZR-1 engine, with a whopping 556 hp, gets to 60 in 3.9 seconds, and has handeling and braking power that's unbelievable for a sedan. The only thing that can compete with this sedan is the Porsche Panamera, which costs literally twice as much.

I was cruising in my 350Z yesterday when I pulled up to a red light next to this CTS-V, he looked over at me and we knew it was ON! Light turned green, I knew it'd be embarassing...I'm pretty sure he got to 60 when I got to 30!

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V-Chip

An electronic device used to block television shows and stations.

Mostly used by people I don't know.

If the contollor person in your house decides they only want you to wacth "Nova" they can set it so that th V-chip will only allow you to wacth pbs on your television.

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v club

you are still a virgin so therfore you are in the v club

''omg karen is still in the v club''

john-''thats hot''

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v-laws

Laws that a virgin will follow.

1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor

You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.

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V note

a $5 bill (from "V" being the Roman numeral for 5)

"let's go check out that band, there's a cover at the door but it only costs a V-note."

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