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the best city ive been too ever. 60-75 degrees 24/7/52 (weeks a year). sunny every day. everything about it is great.
all of you fucking douchebags who really think it means a whale's vagina because you heard it on tv are wrong. i know vagina in spanish, russian, and german, and none come close to 'san' or 'diego'. i know most of you are kidding though because anchorman is a funny movie
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Talented Latin actor, who is fluent in both Spanish AND English (Spanish being his first language).
He is seen in such movies as Yu Tu Mama Tambien (And Your Mother Too), as the hormonal teen, Tenoch, The Terminal as the lovestruck Enrique and in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, as the sultry pool boy, Javiar.
Diego Luna plays Javiar Suarez in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.
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A kid who his dad left him because he was autistic and retarted.
Diegos dad left him because he was autistic.
A city with beautiful beaches, beautiful weather, and endless taco stands. God truly blessed this corner of the US. The people however have ruined a once great place. Despite having beautiful weather and beaches it has very Asexual overtones due to its extremely conservative nature and dispropotionate number of males to females. The male to female ratio currently hovers at about 7 to 1.
Much of this is due to two Superbowls being played in Man Diego (1998 and 2003) and every jerkoff in the Midwest in search of good weather packing up and moving here. The stupid movie "Anchorman" also played a role in the high number of fools who now call Man Diego home.
With the real estate crash, it is hoped that many Men will now move out of Man Diego and return the male to female ratio back to something more reasonable.
The ratio is Man Diego is also the cause of unattractive girls in Man Diego being harder to pick up on than Models in NYC.
It is also extremely hard to find attractive girls over the age of 26 in Man Diego. Attractive older girls get sick of so many guys hitting on them in Man Diego that they prefer the more hellish lifestyles of LA and Orange County to Man Diego.
Scenario #1
Male #1: Why are there so many guys waiting in line with spiked hair to get into that bar? Is it a gay bar?
Male #2: No, its a straight bar. It is just Man Diego.
Scenario #2
Female 26 years old: I need to move to LA. I am so sick of surfer bus boys hitting on me.
Female 25 years old: I hear you. I think I am going to stay in Man Diego one more year, then I am moving to Santa Monica.
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He fine asf, nice, sexy like Diego Martir.
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When someone decides to ask out their ex and ultimately fails. Only works on those who were broken up with, not those who broke up with someone else.
"Remember when (insert moment from time together)? Those were good times. I kinda miss that."
"Are you asking me out? Stop pulling a Diego."
Omg where do I start. Diego Martir is the hottest most adorable person alive and nobody can change my mind. He is so caring and so sweet and deserves everything he has. He’s my true love haha.
“Have you seen Diego Martir’s new post?!”
“Omg yes he’s so hot and cute!”
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