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National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
Friends: Make a wish! Its October 26th!
Ance Krance: I hope you all disappear...
The day when Harry Styles released his magical music video for Golden. :)
Watch it, please. I beg you.
Person 1: “did you see Harry’s Golden mv that came out on October 26th?”
Person 2: “no Harry styles sucks.”
Person 1: *kills person 2*
Person 2: *dead*
National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)
Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*
If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr
X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr
It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!
Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.