Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.

Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child

Noice child You’ve worked really hard on that

Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less

"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"

Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring