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When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
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Pen name of eccentric Missouri artist. Future baglady or cat-lady. See cynical misanthrope.
"The 'X' is for 'Anonymous'!"
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An Agent Wigs is a person who you unexpectedly meet on the road of life and because of that encounter, you know that God does exist. Not only that, but one may realize and believe that there is order in nature and the universe, that blessings are tangible, and that the one who's defining this can be quite cheesy however, sincere... And even though one may never fully fathom and comprehend the complexities of the laws of nature, one can fact-claim and claim as fact that that meeting and spending time with an Agent Wigs can generate: a lesson on being down-to-earth, seeing lots of pictures of a Scottish guy in all of his sane and insane adventures, a shock of not seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt, conversations that last a day but feels like a flash, Spandau Ballet a capella renditions, and so many other things that one may only experience only if...
With all of these things, experiencing moments with an Agent Wigs can make one smile, and the more one smiles, the more they are happy, and the more they are happy, the more they healthy, and the more they are healthy, and longer they live, and the longer they live, the more times they can pray to God, thanking Him for sending them an Agent Wigs.
"Agent Wigs baked me a cheesecake"
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A group of pariahs originally branching from LiveJournal, infamous for spamming webpages, forums and blogs with Batman-related pornographic images, gravy, and sea creatures.
My community on LJ just got spammed by the damn Agents of Chaos again!
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plain uniformed character made for the sheer purpose of killing off.
the best part of the movie was when she ran into the building and gunned down about a milliion Agent Smiths
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The poseur's poseur, the enemy people want to stick it to.
Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.
Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
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a.) the act of indefinitely suspending a romantic/sexual relationship with vague assurances that the association could be re-established at some unidentified later date.
b.) being indefinitely suspended by a romantic/sexual partner without a clear understanding of the seriousness of their intentions.
"He was great in bed but I still have that hottie special agent to go out with and my ex-boyfriend visiting in a couple months. I think I'm going to have to pull an Agent Zero."
"He lives across the country but we have a really special connection - we didn't break up but he says he needs some time to himself, do you think I've been Agent Zeroed?"
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