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Aidan

A Fucking Retard

Person 1: I Pour Cereal on after the milk
Person 2: You're such an Aidan

by TheRealBarackObama February 11, 2020

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Aidan

A guy who thinks he's all that. Walks around staring at girls asses in class. Only wants to be friends with someone if they let him fuck them. (: Don't ever date this guy. He's a shitty kisser.

Oh that's Aidan, the fuck boy.

by vnklsdkm lvvmk August 27, 2019

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Aidan

Aidan is a odd specimen, one who eats his own faecal matter, a man who is one with the diabetes and finally a fat fucking rag head.

Guy: hey is that poo on his finger...
Guy 2: I think so, he is a bit fat too.

Guy: oh must be that fat arse Aidan

by Realsouthshieldsboys July 18, 2020

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Aidan

Aidan is a fucking cunt

Wow look at aidan

What a cunt

by Aidan Eliot April 18, 2020

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Aidan

a simp

dude that kid is a Aidan he gave that chick the answers to the homework

by the better dictionary December 29, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aidan

A bright spritley lad or (ladette) who will add a variant of randomosity to any conversation/interaction. Has a tendancy to be confusing (even to themselves) and has a brutal sense of humor (which is coincedently brutally humorous).

they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect

WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!

EX1
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"

matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"

matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"

EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"

Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"

Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"

by Ohnoyodint! February 5, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aidan

A Nazi enthusiast born to be a school shooter. Watch out, for this triple gรฆ man will slap you with his mocropenis. You might get caught in his leg hair.

Look at that bitch ass Aidan.

by Penur May 18, 2018

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