elliot johnson

the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️

Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog

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Pulling an Elliot

When you suck at Euchre.

Guy 1: Rats, we lost again
Guy 2: We were pulling an Elliot

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Alfie Elliot

Absolute wasteman that try’s to be road and is extremely socially awkward

Tom : Look at Alfie

Ollie : what a penis

Charlie : he thinks he’s cool

Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum

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Elliot Brar

Chocolate that is very bad tasting.

I will eat an Elliot Brar.

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elliot goodwin

A boy who plays a lot of fortnite and simps for himself and runs around in the streets of rome with a butcher knife and a communist flag screaming "big pogs!". He ran for president and loves five nights at freddy's.

Dand that kids a real elliot goodwin!

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Elliot Jones

Meaning 'Son of God'.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God.
Jones meaning son of John.
Hence making the phrase son of God.

1." Oh my Elliot Jones "

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Billy Elliot

A fictional 11 year old British boy who discovered his homosexuality at a young age and went to ballet school.

He is depicted in the film "Billy Elliot," which was adapted into a Broadway musical by Elton John, of course.

Guy 1: Hey man, let's go watch Billy Elliot the Musical.
Guy 2: Oh, hey, yeah, then afterwards we can go drive off a cliff!

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