an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

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going Gollum

Keeping something precious away from someone.

When those fuckers started going gollum on me, all bets were off!!

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Going Deep

Going Deep is when you and the og's are cruising around town with yo hand held's and you hear a furnace cooking up some of that sweet sweet sulfur so you don't have any other choice to 'Go Deep' on them.

This hoe over here is dead in his airlock let me push in and 'Go Deep' o' shit I hear that sweet sweet sulfur cooking up let me get a homie's door code real quick *once acquired door codes* "I'm fulling in! I'm going deep!" -Ramsey

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Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

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Going Fapanese

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Go Caveman

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

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Go to buggery

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.

"You don't like it? Go to buggery."