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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
she’s a real oneee. she’s definitely part of the gucci gang yeet skeet my meeat family. her bestie is zoe colimon (you should look zoe up on urban dictionary toooooooo she’s a snakk) ANGELIFAS A REAL SNACKTASTIC SISTERRRRR
CAN ANGELINA PODOLSKYYYY REPORT TO MRS. SKRRRT SKRRRRT’S OFFICE
A really pretty girl who’s approachable and easy to become friends with. Shes really funny and laughs a lot. She’s usually nice to everyone, but if you get on her nerves, good luck.
Person 1: Wow you’re friends with Angelina Kesto? Lucky!
Person 2: All I had to do was say Hi!
Angelina Lauren Garcia from san Antonio texas is just a very rude girl. She is also very ugly, like ugly asf. She is so so negative and is very emo and weird
"Have you heard of that girl Angelina Garcia ? She is from san Antonio, she is so weird, emo and just plain ugly"
Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.
Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.
A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.
Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her