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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
she’s a real oneee. she’s definitely part of the gucci gang yeet skeet my meeat family. her bestie is zoe colimon (you should look zoe up on urban dictionary toooooooo she’s a snakk) ANGELIFAS A REAL SNACKTASTIC SISTERRRRR
CAN ANGELINA PODOLSKYYYY REPORT TO MRS. SKRRRT SKRRRRT’S OFFICE
When you are 69’ing and she tells you to put cheese in her coochie flaps and then you use your nose to clean it off. Then you fart in her vagina and the whole room well stink of cheese.
Another version is when you are fingering her, and she asks you to ninjago meaning you flip and shit in her eye while pissing in her mouth.
“You heard her screaming last night?”
“Yeah.. bet ya did a Dirty Angelina”
A really pretty girl who’s approachable and easy to become friends with. Shes really funny and laughs a lot. She’s usually nice to everyone, but if you get on her nerves, good luck.
Person 1: Wow you’re friends with Angelina Kesto? Lucky!
Person 2: All I had to do was say Hi!
Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.
Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.
a girl named Angelina get married to a boy Andrew wait and he last name now is wait
A girl and a boy get married a.k.a. a boy and a girl fall in love and the boy proposes to her a.k.a. gives her a ring And as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina wait married and Jilliand as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina Wait married Andrew wait before they got married her name was Angelina DellaDara