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Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
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i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.
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actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy
Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.
person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine
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Anus goblin. A goblin living within the crevice of ur anus. An insult of the purest idiot.
Donovan: hey
Mike: hey
Donovan: you suck
Mike: your an anus goblin
Donovan: I like cheese.
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Rotten Anus is the medical term used when describing someone who has the power to kill whole forests by expelling the toxic fumes from his or her bowels. Over time the persons anus will become so rotten that medical attention may be required. Please note that Rotten Anus can, and has, caused those around the sick individual to vomit and go into seizure.
Well we had to share a room, and I can't believe I've been exposed to Rotten Anus. That stank woke me up in the middle of the night. I thought terrorists were dropping mustard gas on the hotel. Jeeze, I mean, I feel bad for people with major medical issues, but this is just horrendous. My entire nasal passages have now been exposed to the deadly Rotten Anus. Will I ever make it to 40? Damn-death by Rotten Anus. Shitty.
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noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
"Dude did you just smoke anus?"
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A term that gay men use to describe a guy who can't take much rear-end action without bleeding profusely.
Tony's been out of the closet for 12 years, but he's still a glass anus. Last night, I shattered his rectum.
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