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Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.
Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.
Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.
Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.
Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."
Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"
Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."
Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."
Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."
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A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
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1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.
2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
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The better Avery 100% Slays at life. Doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. Already found her soulmate so back off.
Her: OMG YOU KNOW THE AVERY SIBLINGS!?
Me: I just know that sydnie avery is the better one and that’s the tea sis sip sip.
Avery Sakurai is super duper cool. She has really good taste in guys and can always rizz up absolute catches. She’s very kind and has a wonderful personality. She may be lacking in the funds department… but that is no issue as she can ask any guy she sees for money and they given. This is due to her being a super fine asian and looking super asian. She’s so fine and asian that when you look at her you can’t help but think something racist. She’s best known for her creation of the ching chong best friends and the ching chong song to go along with it. If you ever meet an Avery Sakurai look out, cause she’s about to steal your gf/ bf, mom, and dad.
Jack: Woah is that Avery Sakurai
John: yeah bro, she’s coming back from evens house rn, she rizzed up his mom and dad.
Jack: awww i wish she’d visit my moms house.
Jack avery is an amazing singer with super curl hair that you can just get your fingers tangled in. Jack avery is a sexy beast and is the most handsome thing ever😳 Also you should go follow @mfkingxjack on tiktok:)
Jack Avery has super curly hair that looks like noodes
a beautiful gay stripper who is in a boy band
hey bro, have you seen that thicc Jack Avery?