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Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.
Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.
Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.
Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.
Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."
Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"
Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."
Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."
Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."
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A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
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1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.
2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
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The better Avery 100% Slays at life. Doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. Already found her soulmate so back off.
Her: OMG YOU KNOW THE AVERY SIBLINGS!?
Me: I just know that sydnie avery is the better one and that’s the tea sis sip sip.
Draco Malfoy's older sister. Is a werewolf and is better (and kinder ) than Draco in every way. She is rebellious and hard working. She moved away soon after getting the bite and becoming a werewolf after he father, Lucius Malfoy, pushed her too hard. She currently attends hogwarts (she is a Gryfindor not a Slytherin) and has a boyfriend who is an Alpha werewolf named Ryder.
Ryder: you touch one hair on her blond hair, you find out what it takes to be an Alpha Draco. That is, if she doesn't kill you herself
Draco: (nods with fear in his eyes)
Servant: Miss Avery Malfoy
smells up every room she walks in. convinces herself she’s well liked when realistically it’s drastically the opposite. nobody likes her.
ew do i smell an avery cunningham??
Avery Lopez is a guy who if definantly a player. He gets all the girls also meaning he has hella hoes. Lots of girls are in love with him. He is super funny, nice, and popular. Avery Lopez can have a mustache and it would look funny at times but he would look retarded without it.
Girl 1: Wow did you see Avery Lopez
Girl 2: He is so cute *ugh* to bad he has a girl friend
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