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Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.
Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.
Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.
Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.
Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."
Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"
Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."
Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."
Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."
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A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
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1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.
2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
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The better Avery 100% Slays at life. Doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. Already found her soulmate so back off.
Her: OMG YOU KNOW THE AVERY SIBLINGS!?
Me: I just know that sydnie avery is the better one and that’s the tea sis sip sip.
Jack avery is an amazing singer with super curl hair that you can just get your fingers tangled in. Jack avery is a sexy beast and is the most handsome thing ever😳 Also you should go follow @mfkingxjack on tiktok:)
Jack Avery has super curly hair that looks like noodes
a beautiful gay stripper who is in a boy band
hey bro, have you seen that thicc Jack Avery?
jack avery also know as a member of the why don't we band. he is an amazing singer and song writer. apart from his singing career he has a big hart that always makes people smile laugh ect... if you are a fan of jack well of course you are if you looked this noodle up well this is also incase you don't know who he is this message is for you to say what a beautiful human he is. he also has the cutest baby evvvveeerrr named lavender.
look at jack averys hair i just want to touch his hair!