tz beef

tz beef is the Chinese dish where after a long day the cook dips his cock in your beef stir fry dish. originated in stevens point.

Son: hey dad, what do you want for Chinese?
Dad: whats that beef dish i always get?
Son: oh, you mean the tz beef?
Dad: Yeah thats it, that sounds good. Love you son.

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Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.

The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.

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weak beef

Failing to meet womens expectations; may result from inadequate performance, unsatisfied desire, early explosion, engulfing bush in combination with chode and/or excessive foreskin; sexual equivalence with weak sauce.

Mikey T's weak beef led to multiple dates ending in excessive rants of hysterical laughter.

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knicker beef

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

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beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

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Beef Steamship

When you poop in a hot tub.

Aw man! I was going to use the hot tub, but someone left a Beef Steamship in there

beef like

when you have beef with a person but you still like their Instagram posts just to show them that you are still there and still have beef

Example1
Laura: “omg I just did the beef like”
Ruth: “seriously ahaha, who’s post?”
Laura: “that slag Amy”

Example2
Jess: “have you seen Olivia’s recent?”
Molly: “no, we have beef I dont follow her”
Jess: “do the beef follow”
Molly: “ok, I’ll do the beef like whilst I’m at it”

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