bias

something that does not exist, especially when you're into kpop.

pre-order "Her" and stop sleeping on hyung line 🤙🏼

Y/N: Oh he's cute! He's my bias! 💗
*other member does something*
Y/N: fuck
member: 🤷🏽 ♀️

Champion Bias

Correct again Chris! Correct again!

Hym "See, Champion Bias. That's a thing I wrote about. I don't know what you guys are bitching about. You piss and moan about 'people' not being experts and then the podcast invite THE EXPERTS... And they confirm that I was correct... When an expert is able to make a cogent case for why I am wrong I am usually willing to cede a point... And then you still bitch about me not being an expert. That is a manifestation of YOUR MIND where you think you are better suited to do things than I AM. You are not. It's the same thing. You think you are better suited to suceed with them... You ARE NOT THAT. I'm literally the creator of A.I. One company didn't monopolize it because one company didn't develop it. I developed it. And now there is a global A.I. arms race... Buuuut... Only the greatest nation on the face of the planet has access to the guy that did it... So at least there's that."

cd bias

The act of claiming that you're so far behind in your robot build because everybody on Chief Delphi, a FIRST Robotics Competition forum, is weeks ahead of you in their robot build.

JS: Are we hopelessly behind on our robot?
Ian: no bro you're just hella affected by cd bias

suck(s) and is/are bias

A phrase used to describe something that sucks.

Your park sucks and is bias.

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

bop bias

someone who isn’t your kpop bias but you have feelings for.. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼

my bias is sunghoon but my bop bias is jake 𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮...

Player naming bias

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.

“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”

“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”

“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”

This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.