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Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.
Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.
A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.
how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth
the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!
A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.
my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.
When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.
John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)
Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.
Your 13th birthday is the end of your childhood and the fun and innocence goes right away with it.