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von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013


Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018


brock eye

When you smoke some phat dank buds, and you're eyes become like Brock from Pokémon.

Toker 1: Mate this is some sick weed, yo.

Toker 2: Yeah mate, you got some serioues brock eye!

by 420toker February 22, 2014


Brock Craghead

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary

“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023


Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.

“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)

by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 27, 2023


brock grant

A daring boy

Is he climbing that building?
Yeah he is Brock grant the daredevil!!!

by Urban law March 20, 2018


brock roostered

getting extra drunk

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party

by tom bradys balls January 16, 2018

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