A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.
Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?
Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.
Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it
When you smoke some phat dank buds, and you're eyes become like Brock from Pokémon.
Toker 1: Mate this is some sick weed, yo.
Toker 2: Yeah mate, you got some serioues brock eye!
A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary
“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole”
The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)
Is he climbing that building?
Yeah he is Brock grant the daredevil!!!
broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party
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