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A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.
Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.
Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.
Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.
Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd
Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.
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A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
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A game were theres toxic racist 9 year olds that sit around on there fat asses with a riot shields and fucking 725s camping in corners
Jimmy got raped by a 725 in call of duty modern warfare
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The ending of teen pregnancy.
Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!
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The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
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Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.
Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book
Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.
Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.
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