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A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.
Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling
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Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
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When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
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The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.
A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.
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Carl moment is when someone does something stupid.
I fell from a horse yesterday
wow what a Carl moment
Someone's who's wrong about everything but his name
dude's a fuckup, a total carl wright
The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.
I was giving my dad the Western Carl and then my mom walked in.