The best ship ever. Carli is a smart but shy girl but can be eccentric at times. She thinks she's stupid and overthinks too much. Jayson is a straight forward Straight A student quite like Carli. People say Jayson can be scary at times. Jayson helps Carli overcome her fears and enjoy other parts of life even though they are both introverts.
Person A: What's your favorite ship?
Person B: Carli x Jayson!
2👍 1👎
2 lil love birds :) Carly especially loves Tory!
Tory H. - "Carly, I LOVE YOU!"
Carly D. - "Tory, I LOVE YOU MORE!"
awweeehh! <3
Carly D. and Tory H. are gonna be together forever....
Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
24👍 10👎
A commonly used phrase amongst angsty teenage girls and their man-bitches.
"I got in a fight with my boyfriend, but don't tell Carly I said that... or the whole fucking world will know... gossipy-ass bitch."
18👍 17👎
Least intimidating person you’ll ever meet. She acts like she can beat your ass but don’t worry she’s just a flake. She’s a loner stoner bruh and one of the biggest hoes you’ll meet
Carly mazzi sends nudes on the daily, Carly mazzi is a hoe
carly is a very hot and stunning gyal, they are very dirty minded and have very big bunda and big melons. carly is very friendly and never likes being alone so go nd chat her up styll.
someone: woah, have you seen how stunning carly is?
someone 2: damn she a fitty..
"Have you ever met Carly"
"Yea she's so casual, jokey, and rowdy"