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What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.
I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.
A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.
I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.
(n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.
Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats
Caves in afghanistan.
A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.
Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle
Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.
You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.
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This is the action of where a nerd,plays with multiple nerds down in his mothers basement with a dungeons and dragons board. When one nerd gets the "black dragon" card,they then have a massive ejaculation spraying everynerd at the table,thus getting the poster in the back of them of a castle,thus called,white castles
"DUDE BLACK DRAGON!!!"
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle
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When you have sex with a girl while upside down, and then while she is upside down, performs fellatio on a second male. it's like a castle.
You: "Did you hear about the threesome I did a few days ago?"
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
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