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Chuck Norris is the meanest mother fucker alive and can do anything
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.. Twice
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COOLER THAN YOU!!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
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Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
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one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
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Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.
If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.
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The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.
"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."
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